Vindaloo Ranking Criteria

A 100 point system with 10 scoring categories.

Serving Size

Truckload (+10)
Just OK (+5)
Thimble’s worth (0)

Color

Bright red (+10)
Somewhat red? (+5)
Brown (0)

Meat Type

Goat (+10)
Lamb (+5)
Beef (0)

Meat Amount

Whole animal (+10)
Just OK (+5)
‘Where’s the beef?’ (0)

Meat:Potato

Zero/few potatoes (+10)
Half potatoes (+5)
Potatoes for days (0)

Consistency

Just right (+10)
Chunky/pasty (+5)
Soupy mess (0)

Spiciness

Ouchies (+10)
Just OK (+5)
‘A newborn could eat this’ (0)

Aroma

Heavenly curry (+10)
Pleasant (+5)
‘Is this curry?’ (0)

Taste

Lively, fresh, vibrant curry. Reorder immediately. (up to 10 points)
‘Remove from menu’ (as few as 0 points)

WOW Factor

The presentation, the setting, the buildup, the whole package. (up to 10 points)
‘I’d rather eat dirt’ (as few as 0 points)

Price (on menu)

Information only. Not a ranked criteria.